How To Write A Blog Post Your Worst Enemy Will Share

Your Enemy Who Will Read Your Blog Post

It’s frustrating, isn’t it?

Trying to create content that people actually want to share.

You’ve been through all the SEO copywriting techniques.

You’ve used all the right keywords.

You’ve tried all the unorthodox methods.

And your blog articles are still only getting a few shares.


What is it that other articles have, that yours don’t?

Well, that’s the million dollar question. But, today, you’re going to find the answer. And learn how to write blog posts that even your worst enemy couldn’t help but share.

If you’re ready, read on. You’re about to change the face of your blog forever.

Here’s how:

Be Offensive

If you take one thing from this entire article, let it be this:

Offending people is okay.

You don’t have to be nicey-nice in all of your articles. You don’t have to appeal to everyone all of the time. In fact, doing that can be exactly what kills your blog.

Being offensive doesn’t mean going on a full front offensive to someone. Attacking their beliefs, culture or anything else. What it means is taking a stand for a point you believe in. Letting people know what side of the fence you’re on, and letting people feel however they want to feel about it.

Because it’s only by taking this stand that you find who’s with you. And that can be a powerful way to build an audience.

Let me give you an example…

You’re running a fashion blog and writing about winter Fashion. In particular, scarves. Instead of saying:

“Well, you could wear a scarf if you want to, but I wouldn’t recommend it. They aren’t really in this year.”

That doesn’t really create a reaction in anybody. And, it’s a bit placid.

You would say:

“Unless you’re in deepest Alaska, it’s not good fashion to wear a scarf. They’re big, clunky and obnoxious looking. And it’s never really been cold enough to actually need a scarf, has it?”

That means all the scarf lovers who read your blog are going to go kick up a fuss. While all the people who hate scarves are going to jump around and give you high fives and tell their friends.

Nobody really gets offended here. But you’ve taken a strong position on your view of the world, your niche or your choice in winter attire.

So pick a side. Stick to your guns and be decisive. It’s going to do your blog – and your social shares – a world of good.

Find The Hidden Emotion

It’s a scientific fact that people share content that creates emotion in them.

Whether that’s a YouTube video, blog post, Tweet, Facebook Status, Advert or anything else you can possibly think of.

If you’re not creating emotion in people, you aren’t writing sharable content. It’s that simple.

But you’re probably thinking… “How do I find the emotion in my blog posts though?” Because posts like:

  • 10 New Camera Lenses You Need To Try This Year
  • How To Use Emoticons To Get More Email Opens
  • The 3 Essential Chords For All New Guitarists

Aren’t exactly what you’d consider emotional. Or, are they?

Well they are. But only if you make them emotional. Because it’s finding that deep, hidden emotion that is you real job as a content creator.

Let’s take the first headline I wrote about camera lenses.

On the surface it seems like a dry and boring article about lenses you can buy. A product or shopping list. But, if you start to look deeper, there are a lot of emotional angles here.

For example, what could a new lense help you do?

  • Make more money for your Photography business
  • Help you take beautiful photographs of your sister’s wedding
  • Let you capture beautiful memories of a family vacation
  • Record videos of your son’s first Soccer game

And the list goes on, and on, and on. Whether you capture this emotion in images or words is really up to you too. But what’s important is that you incorporate it into your articles. Because that’s when you start to see those share numbers really skyrocket.

Listen To Ernest And Charles…

If you’re serious about the last two points. And, creating content that’s going to get shared, there are two people you need to pay close attention to:

  1. Ernest Hemingway
  2. Charles Bukowski

Now, I know that neither of them ever had a blog. But if they did, they would have been epic. Because they are two writers who could what a lot of others couldn’t:

Connect with the common person.

They didn’t write with long words, long sentences or even more complex meanings. Instead they wrote hard and fast. They used language that everyone could understand. And, most of all, they were undeniably themselves.

They talked about real topics. They discussed life. And they crossed the lines of talking about topics most people would consider taboo.


Because that’s how people talk when they are with their friends. Behind closed doors with their partners. Or when they’re thinking inside of their own head. There are no censors or topics you can’t talk about there.

After all, which of these statements is more powerful?

“If you buy this product now, you can get an additional extra one for absolutely no money whatsoever.”


“Buy one, get one free.”

Yeah. Exactly.

Now you definitely need to choose language that fits your audience. But when your articles get shared, or even go viral, they’re going to go beyond your audience.

They might be people who aren’t bothered about your niche or topic. So using less jargon and simpler language, the more people who can understand what you’re talking about… and share it themselves.

To put it in the words of Ernest Hemingway himself…

“Write fast and hard about what hurts.”

Keep Them On The Page Longer

One of the big problems with blogging is keeping them on the page.

In fact just getting your readers to go beyond your introduction can be a full time job in itself.

But you need people to keep reading, because the more of your content they take in, the more likely they are to share it. So how do you get people to move further down the page?

Here’s a few sneaky tricks:

Ellipses, The Greek God of Punctuation…

Ellipses are those ‘…’ I just used above. And they’re really powerful in getting people to move down the page. Because…

Your brain wants to fill the gap that it leaves. It’s juicy and enticing and the completionist part of your readers will be dying to read more.

Boiler Brigades

Boiler brigades are simple:

Just put a colon in the middle of a sentence, and then make your point on the next line. Much like the ellipses, they create a gap your brain needs to fill.

And, if you scroll back through the article, you’ll see I’ve used a lot of them to make sure you get this far.

Can You Answer The Question?

Try finishing your paragraphs on a question, and then answering it on the next line. Why?

Because, as you’ve seen in the last two points, your brain strive for completion. And nobody has ever not read the next sentence after a question. After all, humans are always looking for answers and reasons.

Try placing any of these three into your content when you think people might drop off, or get bored. The amount of time people spend reading won’t only go up, but so will the amount of people who share your article too.

Be Honestly, Truly And Unequivocally You

There are a lot of people on the Internet who believe the following words:

Originality is death.

That if you’re an original, with an original idea that nobody has ever heard of, that you’re going to fail.

And they’re wrong. Dead wrong. Why?

Because the Internet is becoming more and more of the same ideas respun.

And while it’s true that every idea you’ll ever have has already been thought or done by someone somewhere…you may be the only one to ever take action on it. Or to look at it from your angle with your perspective. Or write it in your words.

So when people come across a truly valuable, unique piece of content they want to share it. They want to tell their friends about it. And they’re going to remember it.

Because it’s not just another article.

Say what you want to say. Say it your way. And don’t worry about being too original.

That’s All, Friends…

Okay, I know what you’re thinking:

“Is that really all it takes?”

Because it all seems too simple. Just be offensive, be yourself, keep them on the page and learn from the greats. There has to be a magic piece of the formula I’ve missed, right?

There’s not.

There is no magic formula for going viral or getting shares. There’s just hard work, writing for your audience and using these tools above. The rest is an audience action that is entirely out of your control.

All you can really do is follow these steps to maximize your chances.

So, it’s time to get work.

But first, let me know which one of these steps you need to work on most in the comments. Go…

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24 Responses

  1. Emory,
    My name is Elvis, I am your worst enemy…. but I STILL shared your article.

    All jokes aside, this is pure gold and the headline is catchy to the core.

    I’ve always appreciated people who write from the heart without fear of stepping on eggshells. Whatever you need to say – however you need to say it – just put it out there. Don’t be afraid of the backlash and the horrific comments. As long as your content and opinion feels natural, your audience will love you for it.

    And those who despise you as a result? Well, let’s just say they probably weren’t big fans to begin with. No big loss.

    Likewise, I recently wrote an article on the state of swearing and using colorful language in a blog post. Most opinions were pretty open minded, with the consensus being that it entirely depends on the audience and the exact situation.

    In any case, it’s all about being upfront and remaining true to who you are.

    Have an awesome day, Emory.


    1. Elvis,
      Appreciate the share and comments! I agree, write fearlessly or you won’t be read.

      My take on swearing… the trick is if I can provoke, inspire, motivate, offend, etc. without swearing, that’s the biggest prize. Sometimes not swearing can tick people off even more :)

      Someone once told me:

      “if everyone likes you, something’s wrong.”

      Offending someone by destroying a false idea or platitude beats all.

  2. I tried as hard as I could to sound offensive but I couldn’t. This post was just great!!

  3. Amazing post Emory. Your points are so simple and straight forward:

    Yet very insightful and and based on how human behavior works. Truly awesome.

    Will need to try some of this on our blogs.

  4. “Be Honestly, Truly And Unequivocally You”

    Hi Emory,

    First, thanks for these solid insights. Being you can be scary so folk hide behind sesquipedality and gobbledygook.

    And when you really think about it, the only difference between you and everyone in your niche is you. The topics are the same but there’s only one you.

    So, ultimately, saying want you want to say your way is the only way to provoke a reaction (and a share).

    Off to share!

    1. Hi Qhubekani, thanks and very nicely said. The you-factor makes the difference. Let’s stay our true selves and resist those Internet facades.

  5. Emory Rowland, surely I am not your enemy, but sharing this piece of content on my network. Emory, you know, I always get surprised by the way you write your articles in such details, yet keep hose so simple. Brilliant piece here.

    1. Thank you for sharing and commenting Soumya Roy, my friend :) I would love to do more like this in the future.

  6. Hi Emory, Interesting choice of words to say, “Be offensive”. I don’t think it is offensive to statement an opinion and state it clearly. Which is just what I am doing now ;-) But one can do it in such a way as to be provocative.

  7. This was such a great article! I’ve shared it with my team at work! Thanks for all the tips. Can’t wait to put them into practice!

  8. Super unconventional techniques, but that’s what it takes to get to the top! I really like the innovative thoughts–especially being okay with offending people, that’s a really interesting thought that I hadn’t thought a lot about. Great article!

    1. I appreciate your remarks, Lewis. People are more easily offended than ever these days so this one is not hard to do :)

  9. Amazing article! The topic headline is so catchy that it impels me to actually read the article. Your points are straightforward, I really like your idea of “Taking A Stand”.

    1. Thanks Jono. You made my day. I am starting to think that the headline is 50+% of a successful post.

  10. “Say what you want to say. Say it your way. And don’t worry about being too original.” – This is so true – I have seen content creators pull out their hair finding unique content ideas – while all they need is a fresh new voice.
    That’s a great piece Emory – lots of interesting insights on how to make each piece more readable and shareable – an interesting cover image too!

  11. Great post, Emory! I couldn’t help but share this to my Pinterest board.

    This is one of the best posts I’ve seen online in a while. The headline is so catchy it grabbed the hell outta my attention. Your writing flow is so interesting, I read every single line.

    Thank you for sharing these tips, I’ll need to apply them in my posts henceforth.

  12. Hi Emory, this a nice article and a catchy headline too.

    I love how you put it, it’s no magic but hard work. Will still come around for more educative and humorous articles.

  13. Hey Emory Rowland,

    Very nice post and catchy headline which attract me to read your post. Your points are so simple and straight forward.

    Thanks for the solid insights. Your suggestion is right when we think about any topic and write then the only difference between us and everyone in our niche is us. Always topics are same but there is only one that is we is different.

    thank you,

    1. Sweety, I think it’s worth spending about as much time thinking through the title as writing the content. What do you think? Appreciate your comment.

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